- I’m hungry
- Still hungry
- Oops, I didn’t mean to eat all of that
- Yes I can be there … I may be wearing Lycra
- I love my bike, I hate my bike, I love my bike
- F— you wind!
- When I’m a normal person again …
- 9.30pm, Friday. Sweet, bedtime.
- 6.30am, Saturday. Sweet, sleep in.
- “How’s training going for your marathon/biathlon/fun run/sports thing?”
- Why am I doing this?
- It’s so so far, I just don’t know whether to laugh or cry
- Seriously, WHY AM I DOING THIS?
- Everyone else in the world is asleep right now
- I’m sorry I haven’t showered
- Can’t. Training.
- Yes 180km on a bike. No, just one person, in one day
- Why? Well, I’ll get a medal. And there’s the free t-shirt …
- I’m sorry for what I said when I was tired
- Get out of my lane
- Get out of bed you lazy thing!
- I think I’m actually getting slower
- My wetsuit has definitely shrunk
- Nope, too windy/rainy/hot
- I can do this! I’m going to be an IronMan! … [two minutes later] … I’m going to die.
- Has anyone else bought endurance sport bars and accidentally eaten them on the couch? Ok, yeah. Me neither
- [eyes up nutrition for the bike] … Ha, none of that is actual food
- Stop drafting off me!
- Swim swim swim SHARK?!!
- Swim swim swim SHARK?!! Seriously Jo, you’re in a pool
- What do you call a female IronMan?
- Even if I’m anaemic?
- I’d go much faster if I had a new —- [any tri-related toy]
- After this, I’m going to retire. I’m going to lie on the couch for a year. Still wearing the finishers’ t-shirt and stroking my medal.
- So the run is just four 10km laps plus a bit more. Easy.
- If I have to cycle 150km then that’s just three lots of 50, or one big 100 and one 50km or two lots of 75km, or ….
- I want to go home
- Ice cream. It’s mostly protein right?
- Weeee! This feels so good. I want to do this all the time!
- It’s not a hickey, it’s chaffing from my wetsuit, honest
- Kona, eh?
- Has my Torpedo 7 package arrived yet?
- Holy smokes my arms are huge!
- What do you mean you ‘go’ on the bike? … ohhh …. Ewww
- [someone asks what the weather’s doing this weekend] “slight northerly winds in the morning, picking up to about 34km/hr by 1pm, about a 50% chance of rain, Sunday’s better …”
- Have you read Iron Wars?
- Please don’t let that be a puncture
- Coffee-coffee-coffee-coffee
- Wow, I cycled and ran so far today. [does the maths and realises that was a small portion of the race, cries, laughs, bends over to throw up]
- [Nods eagerly throughout the ‘I’m Training for an IronMan’ YouTube clip] See? Those Iron people aren’t so nuts after all.
50 thoughts every IronMan-in-training has
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